I remember being reasonably optimistic at the time, as
I had seen quite a creditable performance by the Clarets on the last day of the 1985/86
season against sixth placed Colchester, when a 2-2 draw was secured by a net ripping 25
yard rocket from Peter Devine. Despite the loss of key players, the Clarets made a
reasonable start. On the first day they took a point from the long trek to Torquay, who
had finished bottom the previous year, but significantly on the opening day the side
included two loanees, Ian Britton (Blackpool) and Wayne Entwistle (Stockport). They also
squeezed a draw in the first left away to Rochdale in the Littlewoods Cup, and followed
this with a home victory vs. Scunthorpe, which Burnley "dominated," Hoskin
causing "all sorts of problems" for the visitors. However, Rochdale cruised
through 3-1 in the second leg of the Littlewoods Cup at the Turf. Steve Taylor even missed
a first minute penalty for the visitors. Nevertheless, Miller still signed him next
season.
Things were going reasonably well in the league, and in
particular the Clarets managed a fine 1-0 win at Wolves, in front of 5,786, with Grewcock
scoring to complete a rare away win at Molineux. The magazine diarist, Eddie Simmons,
described it as a "superb performance," with James controlling the game and the
back four playing their part.
In the club mag for October, there is a particularly
upbeat piece from me (!) where I urge those in charge to sell everything they can and lay
down a plastic pitch, an idea taken up by future contributors, I might add. On the other
hand, I also question the disbanding of the reserves. However, at the time it seems the
Board had no alternative. I still think that this was a bad idea and contributed greatly
to the steep decline of the playing side, as the first teamers had no-one to train with
and I would imagine that not many players would sign for a club if they knew that they
would not get at least one decent game a week if not selected for the first team.
The Christmas edition of the mag starts off positively,
recording that the 3-0 win over Halifax took the Clarets to fifth place in late September.
However, defeats away to Tranmere, and a 4-1 walloping at home to a rampant PNE. soon
brought the Clarets down to earth, and henceforward the season declined sharply, with the
club staying in the bottom half for the rest of the season. worryingly, Eddie describes
the Clarets performance as "pathetic," and I suspect he was being deliberately
moderate to protect us from the truth.
The month of October was disastrous, as only a home
victory against Stockport punctuated the thrashings. A 0-0 home draw at the beginning of
November brought about almost a complete collapse of support, as only 1,692, the lowest
post-war crowd for a league match, turned out in midweek to see the Clarets stem the tide
by beating Colchester 2-1. I have often thought that a medal ought to be struck for those
1,692, for they are the real die-hards and in a way the rest of us are just bandwaggoners.
Among them was Neil Bullen, who reported the Clarets victory. Colchester were managed by
Mike Walker, and Neil reports a sterling performance from Andy Farrell. Brian Miller must
have also noted this as Farrell joined the Clarets in the following close season.
After leaving the Burnley area, I had not been a
regular attender, managing only a perfunctory one or two games a season, but on the
following Saturday I went to the Abbey Stadium to see for myself at first hand the depths
the club were plumbing. The Clarets lost 1-3 to a very moderate Cambridge side, which
included future Claret Ian Measham at right back, and I have to say the performance was
far worse than the result. Even the Clarets goal was a dodgy penalty. Perhaps most
disappointing was the form of Rodaway and James, the two senior players brought in to
bolster the Clarets at the start of the season. Rodaway would have been well advised to
start his non-league career a season earlier and some of Taffys play was very
indifferent on the day, but with the feeble Bobby Regis up front against the gargantuan
Lindsay Smith this was never going to be a contest. Smith scored twice for Cambridge. It
looked fairly apparent that the team was in a dire state. This view was supported by
contributions to the Christmas mag, and the 3-0 FA Cup Round One reverse the following
week to expert GMVC based giant killers Telford United.
However, the Clarets were in no immediate danger of
relegation, but I well remember the thought crossing my mind that if an improvement was
not forthcoming soon, Burnley could well sink into the danger zone. At the end of
November, Miller took some positive action and brought in new signing, centre forward Phil
Murphy, and fielded YTS youngsters Peter Leebrook at full back and Jason Harris up front
in the side. This had an immediate positive effect, the Clarets beating Lincoln 3-1 at the
Turf and Blackpool at Bloomfield Road, 3-2 in the Freight Rover Trophy.
The significance of the Lincoln result would not be
fully appreciated until the last day of the season. At the time, Lincoln were among the
play-off contenders.
Our upswing in fortunes did not last, as the side
lacked any sort of consistency, except when producing strings of poor results. Another
defeat at Southend was followed by a 2-0 reverse at Orient. I made a bit of effort to get
to this game, and my worst fears were reinforced.
Orient were worse than Cambridge United at this stage
of the season, but they squeezed in two late goals to send the Clarets trudging off. New
signing Murphy had a disappointing match and was completely ineffectual, lacking even the
basic ball control required for this level of football, but ineptitude was rife throughout
and they had the look of a side that couldnt beat an egg. Nevertheless, this game
had 0-0 written all over it until former Spurs forward Chris Jones skinned Gallagher for
the opener with ten minutes to go. I bought a copy of the Orient fanzine
Orientear, which was full of the usual bile directed against their current
manager Frank Clark. They returned at the end of the season for THE game as play-off
contenders.
At this stage the Clarets were in 19th position, but
twelve points ahead of Stockport, who had only ten points and looked doomed. Rochdale and
Torquay were also six and seven points adrift of the Clarets. Lincoln had 30 points in
seventh position.
So far, at least the home form had held up, but in mid
December mid table Cardiff clattered the Clarets in front of another low crowd of 1,700.
However, the side had the fortunate knack of pulling off results against some of the
better sides, and forced a 2-2 draw at promotion-chasing Wrexham on Boxing Day, and the
following day they belted Crewe 4-0. The crowd figures are interesting, with 4,568 at the
Racecourse and only 2,533 for the Crewe match at Turf Moor. Again I forced myself out of
my armchair for this match, and it is one of those that sticks in the memory well. For a
start, it was an absolutely foul day, with rain and wind lashing across Deerplay, and a
nightmare for goalkeepers. Fortunately, Crewes Parkin had an absolute stinker. First
of all he dropped Hoskins shot at the feet of Phil Murphy, and even he couldnt
miss. However, there followed a spell of Crewe pressure which resulted in a penalty, saved
by Joe Neenan. The taker was Gary Blissett, of Brentford and Wimbledon fame. The Crewe
line up also contained some other notable names: Geoff Thomas and John Pemberton, later to
play for Palace and the former for England, Steve Davis Mk 1, later to play for the
Clarets and Barnsley, and the up and coming David Platt. If only Dario Gradi could have
kept that side together!
All of these could not prevent Hoskin making a superb
25 yard strike, followed by James slotting in from the end of the area. To round off an
excellent day, Phil Malley capped a fine performance with a rare goal. Reporter Mark
Pilling reports that Crewe were a poor side in the London Clarets mag! After this result
there looked to be no danger of the drop. However, this feeling of comfort lasted only
four days until the visit on New Years Day of Rochdale, who stunned the Clarets by winning
3-0, made all the worse by the fact that Dale were now bottom of the table.
This morale-sapping defeat precipitated perhaps the
worse run of matches and performances in the clubs history as we went down to
Lincoln in early January. Postponements delayed the next outing, which was a home match,
with debutant Tony Woodworth in goal. The Clarets were crushed 6-0 by Hereford in front of
1,955 spectators. At the time United were just above the Clarets in the table. Ian Wood
summarised the playing ability of the current staff in less than one page. At the time he
was the only London Clarets travelling supporter, which would make the Fantasy Drinking
Leagueİ a bit of a one horse race.
Again, remarkably Miller managed to pull the side
around to take a point at fellow relegation strugglers Hartlepool, which might have been
three had the Clarets not given two goals away after being two up, the equaliser coming
via a disastrous Deakin backpass in the last minute. Surprisingly, despite the previous
weeks result, Miller fielded exactly the same line up except for Neenan back between
the posts, but then he had no-one else to bring in.
The following Friday, the Clarets produced yet another
fine result holding Swansea to a 2-2 draw, with Ashley Hoskins goal featuring on the
lunchtime Saint and Greavsie show the following day. For the record, Ashley
ran virtually the length of the pitch, beating five men on the way, before lashing in an
unstoppable shot from the edge of the box. The Clarets had a man sent off, and held on
until four minutes from the end before the promotion-chasing Swans equalised.
After being 2-1 up, the Clarets collapsed in the second
half to a Steve Bull-inspired Wolves and lost 5-2, and Wolves even had a couple
disallowed. More draws followed and on 4th March I went, on an inky black night, to watch
the Clarets take on Peterborough at London Road. The Posh were looking to get into the
promotion hunt on the back of four straight wins, with the Clarets yet to win in 1987. One
sensed that a slaughter might well be on the cards. This was one of those games that has
been indelibly etched into my brain, for I have never seen a side so outplayed as the
Clarets were that night yet come out with a point.
When considering how close the club came to losing its
status, we should thank the Peterborough No. 10, who missed four or five chances that
night from barn door latch range. Combined with brilliant goalkeeping from Neenan, the
score at half time was only 1-0 to the home team. In the second half the Posh were awarded
a penalty and thankfully No. 10 stepped up to blaze it over the bar. Now ponder this: if
it had gone in, the Clarets may have gone out of the league. Perhaps realising that the
opposition were not going to score again in a month of Sundays, the Clarets rallied and
mounted some attacks, which took the Posh lads a bit by surprise.
Astonishingly, the Clarets managed to equalise, and if
you dont believe in miracles, I will describe the goal to you. Hampton, with his
head down, hoofed the ball aimlessly from the left side of the field to the far side of
the Peterborough box to find Grewcock coming in on the blind side of the Posh defence.
Neil controlled the ball and fired across goal. The ball was going wide of the far post
when a Posh defender diverted it past his own keeper. Although Grewcock claimed that goal,
I was sat exactly in line with its flight and it was going a yard wide before divine
intervention steered it home.
Burnley even had another chance, but somehow loanee
Mark Caughey managed to scoop the ball, from one yard out, onto the top of the bar. To
give you some idea how bad Burnley were, Hampton got the ball once in the Boro half
fifteen yards clear of nearest defender. He caught him up in the next fifteen.
After another draw at home to Exeter, the Clarets
actually managed to beat somebody, Stockport away, and then they continued the habit of
performing well against the better sides, by beating the leaders Northampton 2-1 at the
Turf, lifting the side to 19th. Once again, however, consistency proved elusive, with a
string of four defeats, coinciding with the absence of the Clarets most consistent
performer Neil Grewcock, putting the Clarets back in deep trouble. Support was falling
away again with only 1,846 showing up for the home defeat at the beginning of April
against Cambridge.
The transfer deadline passed with no new signings
possible. Miller said, "the club has limited resources, a small squad of experienced
players and little scope to strengthen it," and this was the good news! So much for
the bank that likes to say yes, as Brians attempt to bring in a loanee
floundered on the financial details.
The Clarets had a huge slice of luck when, against
fellow strugglers Torquay, we were 2-1 down with a minute to go. Phil Devaney, on as sub,
having been called up from the Youth Team, was brought down in the box in the last minute.
James hammered home the spot kick. At this stage, the Clarets were 23rd with 39 points
having played 38 fixtures, with only Rochdale below us on 37, but with a game in hand.
Torquay were one place above with 40.
This meant that the Easter Saturday clash with Rochdale
had immense significance and was a game the Clarets could not afford to lose. I made the
trek home in order to watch this game and the one on Easter Monday, perhaps more convinced
than ever that it may be some of the last league football played by the Clarets. After a
nerve racking opening, when Rochdale failed to convert some very promising chances, the
Clarets scored through a Devaney header at the far end, and in the second half Gallagher
nodded in a Hoskin cross in front of the delirious massed ranks of Claret support who must
have made up more than half the gate.
By this time supporters were beginning to rally round a
bit more, and in front of just over 4,000 the Clarets were held to a tense draw on Easter
Monday by a Wrexham side containing Barry Horne, Mike Salmon and future Claret Paul
Comstive. Grewcock came back from injury and Britton was now firmly established in the
side. For the last few games, Miller rather controversially left out crowd favourite
Hoskin to keep Devaney in the side and allow Grewcock to regain his place.
Defeats at Cardiff and Scunthorpe piled on the agony
and on April 29th Rochdales win over Swansea put the Clarets in bottom place. But
yet again, the Clarets came good against one of the top sides at Turf Moor, beating
Southend 2-1, with Grewcock scoring an unlikely headed goal for the winner. Southend
managed to gain automatic promotion that season, just easing out Wolves late run. A
relatively healthy 3,970 showed up.
With two games to go, the Clarets stumbled 1-0 to lowly
Crewe, leaving the scene set for the Match of the Century. The Clarets, in bottom place on
the day, HAD to win against Orient, but even then, if Torquay had beaten Crewe and Lincoln
had drawn with Swansea the Clarets could still have gone down.
History shows that the Clarets won 2-1, Torquay drew
and Lincoln lost to Swansea, making the Imps the first side to experience the agony of
automatic relegation from the league.
Over the course of the season few players emerged with
any credit. In the games I saw, Deakin performed heroically covering for the very limited
groundplay of his partner Gallagher, as well as the two fullbacks. Both he and Neenan were
unjustly criticised for the amount of mistakes they made, but then that was because they
got through twice as much work compared to the others. Leebrook had some useful games at
rightback. In central midfield Rodaway never looked convincing in any aspect of his play,
and with this impediment the side never really looked solid defensively or going forward.
Top scorers for the season were wide midfield players
James and Grewcock, who burst into life spasmodically. Neil Grewcock was priceless during
the run in, when his contribution in terms of goals alone was invaluable. Neither of these
two were great defenders, leaving the flanks very vulnerable, particularly considering the
very poor quality of fullbacks Heesom, Malley or Hampton, Malley was one of lifes
great triers, but this guy never had the ability to be a league footballer, treating the
ball like a hot potato. Not the ideal temperament for his spells in midfield.
Up front a variety of combinations failed to produce
the goals required. On the wing Hoskin occasionally sparkled and, as against Crewe, could
be a real match-winner, but he lacked consistency and often anyone decent to cross it to.
How close the Clarets came to losing their league
status can perhaps be gauged by the fate of the squad in the following seasons.
Neenan - released in the close season and played league
football for Peterborough United
Hampton - released, signed for Rochdale and then moved
to Carlisle
Woodworth - released in the close season, never played
league football again
Leebrook - released in the 1988 close season
Rodaway - released in the close season and went to
Colne Dynamoes
Parker - released in the close season
Murphy - released in the close season
Deakin - remained with the Clarets until close season
1991, when he was released
Grewcock - remained with the Clarets until close season
1991, when he was released
Britton - released in close season 1991, played and
managed Nelson FC
Heesom - released in the close season, went on to play
for Altrincham
Harris - released in the 1989 close season, had no
further first team outings
Gallagher - released in the close season
James - went onto the coaching staff, but was
eventually eased out by Casper
Regis - released March 1987
Devaney - released in the 1988 close season
Hoskin - released close season 1989, re-emerged for
Accrington Stanley in 1995/96
Only Neenan and Hampton went on to make appearances for
other league clubs, although Britton, Deakin and Grewcock were first team regulars at
Burnley, when available. James also made sporadic appearances, including some very
successful outings as sweeper, and perhaps most memorably, as a sub at the Sherpa Van
Final the following year.
The club came perilously close to extinction, as it is
unlikely that would have got the financial backing to continue as a Conference club.
Although we tend to remember the Orient Game, as it is constantly referred to, now and
again we should recollect what went on leading up to it, and be thankful we still have a
club to support.