The Alan Shearer kneecap
ashtray.
A stylish, life-size replica of the real thing. Comes complete with authentic
surgeon's knife slashes. With the first two hundred orders, a free lifelike cruciate
ligament cigarette holder.
£499.99
Chris Sutton commemorative handcuffs.
A tasteful souvenir of Chris's last visit to the local nightspot. Exquisitely
engraved with a charming arrow motif.
£99.99
Tim Flower's ‘Gardening Tips’.
Comes with free copy of the Tim Flower's ‘Goalkeeping Tips’
£19.99
Henning Berg’s 'Karaoke Classics'.
Sing along as Henning blasts out some of his brother's top tunes. Includes
‘Lady in red’.
CD £9.99, tape £6.99, blank tape £49.99
The Kenny Condom.
Hey lads, once the chicks know you're a bastard you'll be on a promise. Blue and
white 'Home' or shite brown 'Away' colours available. Comes in two sizes, Small and Is it
in yet?
Pack of one £0.99
David Batty ‘De Sancha’ home
chiropody set.
Save ££££'s with this nifty pocket sized 'non doctor' toe pruning kit. For a
limited period get the Le Saux vacuum developer included free.
£299.99.
The Mark Atkins blow up doll.
A life-size inflatable replica of your hero. Have hours of fun with this dummy.
Practice your throw ins, stand 'him’ in the six yard box and see how many times you
can recreate the famous own goal.
£15.99
Rovers’ Bog Roll.
Two hundred and fifty sheets of the famous blue and white. Each sheet with an
imprint of David May for added wipeability.
£2.99
Mike Newell endorsed haemorrhoid cream.
Banish those uncomfortable hours on the bench itching to get a game. Don't pile
on the agony, instant relief is at hand.
£4.99. Bulk purchases on request.
Stuart Ripley ‘Comfort Applicator’.
For use with above item.
£1.99
The Colin Hendry tomato sauce dispenser.
Fill it up and watch as it takes on the appearance of Colin's face five minutes
into a game. The kids will love it.
£5.99
