With digital TV exploding on to the screens at present we have exclusive news of
a forthcoming attraction for all Burnley fans. Yes, CLARETVISION will soon be available in
the Burnley area and our intrepid reporter Robbie Nudd has a sneak preview of the first
schedule.
09.00 Kilby
Another hard hitting, topical subject gets the Bazza treatment. Are you a single mother
struggling to make ends meet? Then why not try Europrint for all your Colour Printing
requirements at competitive prices.
10.00 The Weather in Norwegian - with Rune Vindheim
10.10 Can't Score, Won't Score
Chris Waddle charts his two months on the South Coast. Sky TV's Helen Chamberlain says,
"When Chris was here, going down couldn't have been further from my mind."
11.00 Supermarket Sweeper - with Lee Howey
12.00 Lie Detector
Today's contestant David Parry parries questions about his Tesco shares.
13.30 Neighbours
Woy's gone and Kiddo takes the strain as the abysmal start to the season gets worse when
Uncle Jack reveals that the Ingleby's adopted son Ray is his love child.
14.00 Zena, Warrior Princess
Despite never quite getting them out completely for the lads this is still worth a watch.
Claretvision verdict: Two Kleenex.
15.00 Through the Keyhole
Details of Little's hernia surgery with the use of exclusive endoscopic video footage.
Commentary by his mum.
16.00 It'll Take a Stud
No, not a comment by Swannie concerning an opponent's shin, but an in depth look at the
whether the weather will interrupt our fixtures. Clarets fanatic John Kettley presents.
16.30 Antiques Roadshow
Eric Knowles unearths Andy Payton's first ever goal.
17.00 Tea with Teasdale
Catchy little title. Prepare for an interesting insight into the complexities involved in
running your Fave Footy Club. Sit down over the Darjeeling and Garibaldis with our
outgoing Chairman.
18.00 Transfer Talk
All the latest transfer news from Turf Moor.
18.01 Changing Rooms
Behind the scenes, fly on the wall, liniment soaked, docu-drama about the trials and
tribulations of the bloke who sweeps up when the teams have buggered off. Lee Howey as
himself.
19.00 Aufwiedersehen Pet
Cookie's dad Roger investigates the allegations of serious professional misconduct at new
physio Paul Lake's previous veterinary practice in Withenshaw.
20.00 Forum
Political analysis from Alistair Campbell. This week the Ron Davies affair. "Let's
not be too quick to judge, don't forget what he did for Wales... and he did get a few
goals for Southampton as well."
22.00 The Invisible Man
Late film stars Peter Shackleton.
Cluggo
December-January 1998-99
