The prize offered by our kind sponsors, an original
Kilt Club tie up*
*Subject to availability. May be substituted by a tin
of Edinburgh shortbread.
Scoring: One point per correct answer, two for
incorrect.
1) Final League position - actual and dreamt of.
2) Number of League points.
3) Total number of wins regardless of actual match
score.
4) Total number of away wins. (Nil is not an acceptable
answer.)
5) Number of League goals scored by Burnley.
6) Top scorer In first team, apart from Kurt Nogan.
7) Highest number of appearances In first team,
excluding Eyres, who has an unfair advantage.
8) Manager at end of League season.
9) FA Cup round reached before playing Premiership
opposition.
10) Mickey Mouse Autoglass Trophy round reached if not
the final.
11) London Clarets Player Of The Year, as opposed to
the Burnley Supporters POY.
12) Number of appearances by Kilt Club sponsored
players. (Check sponsorship page of programme for details.)
13) London Clarets Fantasy Drinking League Champion.
14) Average Turf Moor attendance (To nearest 100)
15) Number of ex Burnley youth teamers to have played
in first team during the season.
16) Number of times Clubcall presenter repeats himself
in average Telecon over the season.
17) Number of pieces of Longside sold to punters. (Home
end not away end.)
18) Average number of Clarets defenders played in away
games during season. Includes Parkinson, for whom the terms is loosely defined.
19a) Number of people who say they were at the last day
of the Longside, less official attendance.
19b) Number of people who say they were at THE Orient
fixture, less official attendance.
20) Number of days’ notice given to Clarets
faithful of official last day of the Longside.
21) Collective number of brain cells in Bastard Rovers
midfield. Assume they have at least one between them. (Wishful thinking!)
22) Number of Burnley players sent off. This does not
include Vinnicombe’s two yellows in the York match.
23) Total number of goals given away by Beresford
rushing out of his area, plus the number of times he kicks the ball with his right foot.
24) Number of first team games Messrs Wood, Burrows,
Scott and Whittam miss this season. Pre-season friendlies seen at Cardiff count as a miss
on the grounds of insanity.
25) Odds on HRH Edward McMinn being a first team
regular, hero of the Claret faithful and all round good egg. Only odds on prices
acceptable.
