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London Clarets World
Yes, send us your money and in return you will get access to digital riches beyond your dreams, denied to peasants with no brass.
London Clarets World... just like being there on a train held up because of engineering works yourself.
The ‘we’re on the train’ interactive experience
Send us your money and get exclusive access to our post-match journeys as we shout excitedly down a crackly mobile phone line.
Photo extra
Even more blurry photos of drunk people – but bigger.
Enhanced match coverage
Match reports with extra words.
Stats, stats and a few more stats
Send us your money and get all the match statistics you could feasibly shake a stick at, including pints per game consumption, balti pie-ometer and average number of pointless arguments about Nik Michopoulos.
Vintage Claret
Same old stuff, but in a new place.
Competitions
Send us your money and enter our exclusive competition to guess the number of checks on Benny’s shirt – and the number of buttons left unpopped by the end of the day.
You decide
Vote for best-piece-of-pushing-in-to-get-served-at-the-Sparrowhawk-of-the-month, worst haircut and best-use-of-Stan-cliché-of-the-season.
Video clips
Laugh time and time again at Brian falling over! Marvel at Woody's pace! Decide whether Lee's lunge at Paddy's shins really was a foul, or just over-exuberant horseplay!
Interactive Big Bother
Watch a London Clarets committee meeting. Enjoy the scintillating conversation and the top-quality humour - and then vote for the committee member you like best. We'll pick one voter at random...and that lucky person will win a night out at Walthamstow dogs with his/her idol! This will be at the committee member's own expense, unless it's Benny (not that anyone will be voting for him, of course).
London Clarets World... get up close and personal. Hey, not that close.
Every pint. Every missed connection. Every application of the Prince Albert Three Goal Rule.
So go on, don’t delay, sign up today. Go on, send us your money. Send us your money, please. Please.
London Clarets World - any closer and you'd be in the pub.
A Nonymous
August 2002
As with all articles on the site, the
views expressed in the comments section are those of the individual contributor, and do
not necessarily reflect the view of the Burnley FC London Supporters Club
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