Well here we are a few games in to the
new season, with opinions and prejudices now well and truly formed over what is to happen
this season. Just for interest therefore, I thought it might be a hoot to rehash an old
Kilt Club favorite for your delectation. Same rules apply, one point for a correct answer,
two for an incorrect guess. The one with the most points gets an original Kilt Club
tie-up, if I can find one. The one with the least gets to lick all the stamps for the
envelopes sending out the next edition of the magazine. Here goes, put down the Rupert
Bear annual, and have a go at these. All questions of course relate in some way or other
to the Clarets this season:
1 Final League position, actual and
dreamt of.
2 Total number of League points. Any guess below 50 will be treated as a
treasonable offence.
3 Total number of wins in the season, both actual and deserved, regardless
of the score.
4 Number of away wins in the season. One is not an acceptable answer.
5 Top scorer in first team apart from Andy Payton.
6 Number of goals scored by midfield players in the season. You need not
be able to count to double figures to answer this one.
7 Number of people who say they were at THE Orient game and THE Plymouth
away play-off semi-final less official attendance.
8 Collective number of brain cells in the home end at Deadwood Park
attending the game against the Clarets. Any number between one and five will be near
enough.
9 Average Turf Moor attendance over the season. Must be the official
figure given over the Tannoy, not the actual.
10 Number of times the Clubcall presenter repeats himself in an average
telecon over the season.
11 Ronnie Jepsons age less official male retirement age.
12 Number of Burnley shirts sold this season without the sponsors
logo on the front minus the number last season with the logo.
13 Distance from Nigel Blackburns home to the turnstiles at Turf
Moor (in feet).