3 ‘Plenty of effort and that’s the only
redeeming feature.’
4 ‘He still makes bad mistakes but is the closest
we have to a decent defender.’
5 ‘Our best chance of creating a goal but a lesson
in crossing wouldn’t go amiss.’
6 ‘Has the mobility of a rampaging hippo.’
7 ‘Definitely worth a one year contract. Lack of
pace is a problem but, hopefully, will develop into a useful player.’
8 ‘For a man of his talent he is desperately
disappointing showing a distinct lack of interest.’
9 ‘Frustrating. One minute he looks a great
player, the next, the ball is like a hot potato. Needs to improve his consistency.’
10 ‘Comes from the Chad Valley ‘up and
under’ style of distribution.’
11 ‘How did he ever play in the First
Division?’
12 ‘Considering his form before injury, a very
disappointing return.’
13 ‘Despite his aerial supremacy he should have
retired years ago.’
14 ‘An average Fourth Division player, who’s
saved us on more than one occasion this season’.
15 ‘A promising youngster who can only benefit
from experience.’
And the cast?
Choose from: a Joe Neenan, b Ian Britton, c Neil
Grewcock, d Ray Deakin, e Billy Rodaway, f Leighton James, g Ashley Hoskin, h Phil Malley,
i Steve Kennedy, j Derrick Parker, k Phil Murphy, l Peter Hampton, m Joe Gallagher, n
Darren Heesom, o Peter Leebrook.
It took some believing that five members of this team
played regular First Division football at earlier stages of their careers. Having said
this, without the last ditch efforts of many named here we might not have had a club
today.
