And another thing... the strange beauty of Watford
Yet more righteous reaction to the pathetic, knee-jerk and ill-informed
anti-Burnley sour grapes published by Watford website Bitter, Sour and Dim [www.bsad.org.uk] in response to their customary defeat at
the hands of the almighty Burnley. This time, it’s Capnburnley at the controls.
Oh dear, no wonder this website is called Blind, Stupid and Desperate after the comments about Burnley. Sorry
for spoiling Graham Failure's leaving do, but all he is to us is the twat that couldn't qualify for the World Cup,
and we were very excited about wrecking his farewell. Maybe you should have had it the week before at your own ground.
As for your comments about Burnley, this is a fine historic town, nestling picturesquely in a valley, as opposed to a
Milton Keynes-esque London Satellite. I no longer live in Burnley; in fact I live just down the road in Pinner, and
have had many uncomfortable nights out in your racist, aggressive, little town centre. That’s the centre floating on
subways and surrounded by your giant ringroad, effectively sealing in the fifteen year old, stiletto wearing, boob tube clad denizens of your continental type modern discotheques such as 'Destiny's.'
The next time you finish your cappuccino and are no doubt racing in your Ferrari past the big stinking
pond of teenage vomit in the middle of your little legoland town to pick up your posh European girlfriend who would be
living far, far away from Watford if she'd actually made it in London, then have a good look out of your car window and
you may notice a certain penchant for leather jackets, Reebok classics and too much bargain gold sovereign-type jewellery.
Reverting back to the Northern stereotype for a minute, if you would like to take the time to seek me out in Pinner I would be more than happy to twat you in front of your bird and nick your fags and wallet!
Next time you want to throw a farewell party for your manager (pretty soon I should imagine) then why not have it at
a ground with a team you can beat, i.e. not Burnley.
Capnburnley
November 2001
Watford: cultural oasis of the South
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