How on earth did we end up in Watford?
We entered the competition in the third round proper. Claret hearts all over the world sank when we were drawn away at Grimsby. They sank further when we threw away a two-goal lead and were lucky to escape with a draw. But of course, Burnley were only toying with the Mariners, and flattened them 4-0 in the replay back at the Turf.
In the fourth round, we were drawn away again - this time at Brentford. A nice local game for the London Clarets - actually, just a nice game, as we won 3-0.
Next, we were drawn against Fulham - away again, of course. The lads earned a creditable 1-1 draw, and the chance to bring the Cottagers back to the Turf. Where normal service resumed, of course, and we duly beat them 3-0.
Naturally, in the sixth round we've been drawn away again, and against another London (ish) club. Now it's Watford's turn to host the mighty Clarets, and it's all set to be a cracking game.
Flat caps and whippets
Our Match Ticket Secretary, Cozzo, has been under a lot of pressure recently (mostly from London Clarets requiring Watford tickets!). This may explain his suggestion - now gathering momentum across various message boards - that Clarets fans sport flat caps (you know, like your Dad used to wear) during Sunday's game.
Apparently Watford are planning to make the home ends "a sea of yellow" (yuk), so the odd flat cap here and there should make for a nice dignified contrast. (And at least you'll have something to throw in the air if we win!) Just remember that anyone over seventy wearing such a hat is not making an ironic statement about northern stereotypes. Whippet optional, but if you bring one, don't put it on your head and don't throw it in the air when Burnley score.
Stop press - apparently it's been agreed to save the flat caps for the semis (now there's a good example of tempting fate!). Nothing to stop you taking yours to Watford, though, should you feel so inclined...
Pub guide
Updated especially for Sunday, and available here - just a mouse click away. Go on - you know you want to!
And finally...
The last word goes to Igor Wowk, who sums up what the FA Cup is really all about. Click here, sit back, and enjoy.
