Ah, 'Grease Your Ralph' - that seminal 1987 classic by Welsh band The Abs, all about the joys of maintaining that baldness-concealing comb-over haircut.
The song was inspired by Ralph Coates, so when our new Honorary Member came along to meet some of the London Clarets before our game at Crystal Palace, I just had to get it signed.
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Right: probably the only copy of the Grease Your Ralph 7" signed by Ralph Coates.
