Room 101
A less than entirely original
idea, we'd be the first to admit, this is where we put our worst, most personal Clarets
and other football nightmares in the hope that we'll never have to look them in the face
again.
Cozzo's Room 101
(Moaners, Frank Leboeuf, all-seater stadia, the Premiership, European competitions, 'they
used to be a good team' and Tommy Hutchison)
Firmo's Room 101
(Mark Kendall, High Wycombe 5 Burnley 0, the Swankypants Performing Dog Troupe and chris
waddle)
Hego's Room 101
(Jade and Black shirts, Glen Roeder, Bastard Rovers, Burnley 0 Hereford 6 and Kurt Nogan)
Jules' Room 101
(David Jones, Burnley 0 Hereford 6, Martin Buchan and the air raid siren at Lincoln City)
Andrew Nutter's Room
101
(Gillingham)
John Pepper's Room 101
(Telford, Simon Garner, The Bee Hole toilets and national newspaper 'articles' about
Burnley)
Jane Pike's Room 101
(Stan Ternent's substitutions, chris waddle, Sky Sports, Reading's Madejski Stadium
and John Bond)
Phil Whalley's Room 101
(John Bond, all seated Turf Moor, Clarets who applaud opposition goals and Derek
Scott's miss at Anfield)